Character Q&A Vol.2 Complaints

Here comes the sequel to our character question corner! Read more from these wonderful characters in Hecatomb of the Vampire and Faces of Malice, out now for your reading pleasure.

What is one complaint You have about your friends?

“Jahari only plays BOY music around me. And in the car Im the one who’s driving, he should pick more stuff I like. All his music is boy stuff boy stuff boy stuff boom boom pow pow boy stuff. In his house it’s fine, I like some of the songs but until HE’S driving play something for meee.”

-Mori, who wants to steer the song selection in a different direction

“If Aisha calls me Jah-Jah again imma send her to meet her uncle and aunt…”

-Jahari, clearly a family oriented person

“Listen I know everybody’s got to get it how they live, cool cat’s gonna meow ya understand me? But I think that vampire might be tryna run game with my daughter. I’m never wrong about these things, it’s a feeling but my feelings are pretty accurate.”

- Dom, concerned father

“Can they please stop calling me unemployed?”

- Enzo’s no job having ass